Total Medals Earned: 533 (From 137 different games.) Total Medal Score: 7,485 Points
Medals Earned: 4/12 (25/250 points)
You made it through the morning shift!
You're over the hump!
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You're getting up there!
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
You got mad points with little to work with!
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Perfect in the monster challenge
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/20 points)
Mr. Lester... First name Mo.
Stranger Danger commercial!
Never take candy from strangers!
Medals Earned: 1/8 (100/375 points)
Watch the whole thing without skipping.
X marks the spot!
Give 'em a pinch!
Knock that smug grin off Ryu's stupid face!
Nobody likes a turtle!
Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick!
Oh Ono!
Find all the secret movies!
Medals Earned: 9/20 (165/500 points)
Complete the tutorial
Kill your first enemy
Kill one hundred enemies
Help the penguins start a family
Return the farmer's pig
Defeat the fish boss
Find one thousand coins
return the old mans speedos
Beat a level set without dieing
Get an overall a rating
Donate money to the snow man
Redeem yourself to the sheriff
Help Stabby break out of jail
Kill one thousand enemies
Defeat the jelly fish boss
Defeat the spider boss
Beat the final boss
Complete all levels
Find one million coins
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (100/205 points)
Play the game on December 25.
Beat three levels without losing a life.
Endless mode is unlocked by reaching Level 5.
Make it to level 10.
Medals Earned: 2/15 (15/620 points)
Find and abuse the familiar mechanic
Receive a positive review from Shock-Dingo
Receive a positive review from FlashChaz
Receive a positive review from Wayne Marsh
Receive a positive review from Danish Goel
Take 25 poos
Increase your chances of winning an award
Develop 75 games with Auto mode disabled
Enter the brain
Get lucky on the one arm bandit
Win 50 awards - the only true recognition of talent
Develop 3 Idle versions of FlashChaz games
Realize a universal truth
Develop 250 games with Auto mode disabled
Churn out 800 games
Medals Earned: 9/17 (250/525 points)
Take down the Airbus A380
Take down the BAE Hawk
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Take down the crocodile jet
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Take down the UFO
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Crush 10 kayaks
Nuke Sydney
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Take down the sailplane
Take down the zeppelin
Kill 9 horses
Kill 10 sky divers
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/180 points)
Solve every easy (blue) room
Solve every medium (teal) room
Solve every challenging (red) room
Solve every hard (purple) room
Solve every bonus (green) room
Collect all 25 gems located throughout the castle
Slay the Talesworth Dragon and obtain his hoard
Complete the game using 5 or less Resets
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Send a Lexus back to the shop.
Medals Earned: 3/7 (20/40 points)